Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Fats Of Life

Reason/Excuse/Rationale/Beginning/Intro/First Blog

‘Finally after a lot of probing from my near and dear ones (one friend actually) I have decided to blog up!’

‘Yes, this is it! I have finally decided to write, well I decided that like some 7 years ago, but yes its blog time.’

The above mentioned sentences I thought of using to begin my first ever blog post. Actually both are very mundane options, I am sure many of us begin that way. And I am surer that some of you might even expect these sentences when you read the all exclusive first blog by first time bloggers.

Now the deal is, I feel like perhaps the 1000th (multiply by another 100000) man climbing the Everest and the first thing I notice is not the serene sky and all that bullshit! I see flags with notes such as, ‘I was here first’. Well I am here as well, and the reason why I am late, is the sheer fact that I am Lazy! Hence the title – The Fats Of Life.

Among the many facts of life, which have long besieged upon our realm of being, human fats are something which grapple us down. I have also been a victim (cough cough) of this reprehensible element that screws our BMI completely! BMI you ask? Body Mass Index. I know, cause I know. Alas I have joined the band wagon and with joyous élan I announce my arrival! I assure you the second post will be more enlightening and won’t be self absorbing, unless the fats of life muscle up and bog me down again! :)